MEETING OF THE MINDS: (Deadline: LAST WEEK, E-'RUPTERS NEWS')   By Paul Szemanczky  Situation: Oval Office - near Bill Clinton's and Monica's Pantry Characters: President Putz Obama, and MA Sen. Democ. Martha 'Croackley' Outside: Shadowy, overcast, truly Massachusetts winter skies over DC Inside: A Coaching Session in Progress: Pres. Putz: "Ted Williams was a Red Sox, a great one. Fenway Park beat the curse of the Babe in 2004. That should be all you'll need to know to win Teddy's seat in Congress." Croackley: -Looking at pages of scribbled notes- part Assyrian, part Babylonian- "Oh, I got it!" Croackley's tiny, under-achiever eyes light-up, amazingly with an original thought: "Massachusetts has a sea-shore, Pilgrims got there by boat, they left the Indians there a miserable doom, and now in sweet revenge they own 2 casinos." (Washing the pantry floor after the previous night of pre-Celebration for the anticipated victory on the 19th of January, Rob-ber Emmanuel sits up...) Emmanuel: "No, you idiot! The casinos are in Connecticut." Pres. Putz: "Wait till I tax the s--- out of THEM in 2011. Their unions don't mean jack to me! I'll bug all dem Indian money-stealers and DC will end their 'sacred nation status' s--- but fast, all by next year, when you're my 60th vote, Martha, in the final Healthcare package that I'll sign next month." Croackley: "I get so dizzy thinking about it, my vote, JFK looking down on me." (And her tiny eyes that seemed already robbed of life from so many minutes of campaigning against Scott Brown, fizzled below the paunch of her tongue-less brain. One more ember sizzled.) "Tell me," she whispered to Pres. Putz, "what else do I need to know about politics in MA?" Pres. Putz: (sliding closer) "Well, it's not part of Poland, they got good anti-gun laws though you can hunt bears (I'll fix that too!), and the Babe became a Yankee eventually, AND SO DID CURT SCHILLING." Outside: The gods of Thunder and the Plymouth rocks of Scylla and Charybdis shook and vibrated the Presidential desk, and the sponge slipped into the bucket of dirty water in the pantry where Robber Emmanuel scrubbed with his bare knuckles till red and bloody, and the President of the United States in his tiny brain muscle heard the grey surf of the Atlantic, and the oars coming to shore of a boat bearing the person of leadership Scott Brown, but he -the Putz- could not connect the ....dots. ******************************************************************************************************************************************************** Citizens Of Massachusetts: Like Adolf Hitler, President Obama has shown favoritism to a special interest group, a tax in the Obama Healthcare bill that won't apply to high-end Democratic unions which support his Party. They will have a special exemption from the healthcare premium tax all-non-union workers WILL PAY. They will have that exemption till 2018. Does he believe like Hitler in a 1,000-year reign? Hitler enjoyed such partizan freedom after he became dictator and removed the private ownership of weapons from all non-3rd Reich party members throughout all of Germany: then he cut off the heads of the leaders of the OPPOSITION, encased the Jews and communists and Catholics and democrats ethnic and social atrocities, demanded TOO MUCH-TOO FAST-TOO FAR and got it, but couldn't PAY for his Abominable CREATION in the end. That's why we children and grand-children of the Greatest Generation have to put up with the Aardvark in the White House today, and the stream of lemmings led by the planarian Pelosi and the ("I'm a failed stimulus, look at me!) Reid, who won't, can't, refuse to, give up the copied policies of failed dictators like Stalin and Hitler. But thousands are in Massachusetts working to ELECT SCOTT BROWN for JOHN ADAMS and for BUNKER HILL and FOR LEXINGTON-CONCORD and they came from out of state to do so because we're all so tired of the stinking lard that comes out of the mouth of the blindly-led Martha Coakley and the stooges of the Healthcare bills with all their Kool-Aid lies that lead the rising tide of Democrat congressional resignations. This MA Senator race proves what Mike Huckabee said the other day: so many of Congress' legislators (this late in the game) are tired of "Pelosi's knee in their backs, because they can't face their constituents when they get back home." You and I know they have turned off their phones so they won't have to hear us. But we have other ways to get heard, and Scott Brown is our messenger of the gods, a true Ulysses, and desperately called for by Olympus to come to our aid. Let's give it to him, all we've got. Let's do what Captain Winters of Easy Company asked of his Band of Brothers, so many times in 1944 and 1945: "Let's pour it in to them!" Let's give our enemies our resolve and defeat healthcare in Massachusetts and send President Putz the Obama' wreck back to the Chicago slum he came from. "God grant, that not only the Love of Liberty, but a thorough Knowledge of the Rights of Man, may pervade all the Nations of the Earth, so that a Philosopher may set his foot anywhere on its surface, and say, "This is my Country." - Benjamin Franklin to David Hartley, 12/4/1789.